Charlie Reads Some Unhinged 1 Star Reviews | MoistCr1tikal

This "Caesats Pizza" place sound like a money laundering.

I love bad reviews I saw one for ck where a 200 dollar purse was bought but all she got was a brick in a box not kidding

I saw a review for the restaurant i worked at that called the cashier and manager “squiwerd and mr crab or sumthin like that”

Do these sad deplorable cretins actually go to strip clubs thinking they will find their princess, fall in love, and have a happy ever after??

6:00 Based

WOAH PAUSE- the green mill in Woodbury is amazing actually thank you

3:21 he said the line

I mean, from the other side of the perspective.
You make a ''restaurant'' that focusses on 'hot waitresses' and call your stuff 'Load of Fanny's" which can be translated to 'Den of pussy' Or 'Batch of Vagina'

Is it really that hard to believe that you attract rapey customers?
And do we really have to pretend he is the bad guy here?
There is no etiquette in these restaurants, its dirty business and those waitresses often agree to run around in a skimpy outfit to get hit on. (What, you thought you'd get respect on a personal basis from some place called 'Load of Fanny's' while you work in there with your 'fanny'? at what point did you miss the part that you are now part of '' the load of fanny's ''
And they are 100% volunatily doing so by going there, signing that contract, and then showing up.

America chooses to glorify prostitution and sexualisation of everything (take hooters for example, or every time you heard 'Sex Sells!, that is what america is, you dont find that anywhere else)
This is what you create with that.

Its your own fault.
You indirectly allowed that lady to get harrassed by not taking a stance against corporations that treat women as kettle and put them on display for their looks, haven't heard america protest about it Once!

Mike B is just living in the delusion you set up for him.
He thinks he can go to these bars and restaurants to get a little luck from the ladies, that is.. in the end what its known for.

In my eyes mike B is not the filth, hes just a product of his enviroment.
America and its policies are.

1/10

Giving 1 star review for not kissing you is crazy. This guy is weirdo alright

If you haven't worked in the customer service industry. You haven't seen the true face of humanity. I had a lady order a sandwich once and she said "And if it doesn't look just like the picture. I'm bringing it back."…. she did, three times before my manager refunded her money and said "I'm sorry we couldn't get your order right." I'm so glad I don't have to deal with the general public anymore.

6:00 was valid just bc of how goddamn funny it was

i used to work at a restaurant where someone gave one star for the reason that they couldn't find a space to park so they didnt even get to eat from the restaurant

Omg Scott Cramer mentioned

Like the Onion video: Are America's Waitresses Hitting on You?

fargo reference in a critikal video wow

"Whore" "wouldn't kiss me on the cheek".

Pick one, dude.

A classmate of mine once wrote that he was gonna come into the little Caesers I worked at and get in a fight with one of the women cashiers and i was crying laughing reading the review

Love how charlie just knows the name of the biggest stripclub in tampa by heart 😂

Many insightful things here

As a man, asking a random woman to kiss you on the cheek is creepy AF. This guy is one conservation away from being on the sex offender registry.

I know this is probably an insane person thing to do but one time I looked up the Google reviews for the fertility clinic I was made in and that shit was rated a 2.5 💀 explains a lot tbh

"the stripper wouldn't kiss me on my hot mouth what kind of establishment is this?!"

I did not expect a Mons Venus reference but here we are. Former USF

It's hard to tell good satire from unhinged creeps. At this point, i just assume they are all crazy.

Its a song. Take a load off fanny

"2 out of 10. Would give zero stars if I could!"

… wait, what?

it would be more efficient though, if everyone there understood the method then the staff would (almost) instinctively know what the order is. if it cuts out the necessity to write the order down and read it then it saves on time. don't get me wrong I don't think its a good idea, I'm just saying in a perfect world where everyone understands the system in place, if it is saving time, then its more efficient. we can assume it doesn't/ didn't work but on a technicality, if everyone knew what they were doing, then it would save time so… fite me hoard of commenter big brains lol

wtf am I reading/listening to. society is doomed

I love that r/chrisbrown is in his recents

I've been to that Rhombus Guys in Fargo, it was actually pretty good food and probably better than Little Caesar's.

I live in Minnesota, so now I plan to go to Miguel's Mexican and The Green Mill. I know Woodbury is close to me but Detroit Lakes is 3.5 hours away.

honestly… do more on this, big video about it xd

If you go to Little Caesars and somehow expect NOT to be disappointed is completely on you.

…and if you're super allergic to pork, you shouldn't even be going to a Little Caesars.

6:04 "felt like the third btch so i left" wild

I live in Detroit lakes lol

Pepperoni is usually made with pork.

Why did Charlie delete last nights stream?

What the fuck is wrong with that first guy, jesus. She's there to do her job, serve drinks. Don't flirt with people at their jobs, simple. They have to act nice, but they don't have to act nice when you cross the line. We're all still humans no matter the title, the costume, or role we play in the world. Underneath those things, there's still a very real person in there that's completely different from you, who doesn't think like you/ wasn't raised like you, doesn't ascribe to the same 'unspoken rules' we all develop in ourselves.

NOT dangerous man 😌☝️

5th comment😅

Five star reviews are fake, and one star reviews are insane. Read only ones between those.

Load off Fannies, my guess is it’s a play on the lyrics to an awesome song, The Weight

First dude is probably in his mid 70s, thinking his limp dick Cialis needing ass has a chance with an 18 year old gal 🙄

The last time i was this early, my mom still loved me 🙂

god i'm gay

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