Hogwarts Bad Yelp Reviews – Pt2

What would your review of Hogwarts be? 👇

"A LOCKED DOOR MAYBE"

"Aloha Mora"

In Dumbledore’s defense, that door WAS locked. Hermione unlocked it with magic.
In Harry’s defense, he could’ve put a charm to prevent that. They did that later in the same book.

Ahlohomora that's how they got in 😅

"that child is in a wheelchair now…" 😸 It's not an unexpected line but it made me do the reverse snort.

So in the game Hogwarts Mystery there is a character in a wheelchair and his name is Murphy Mcnully

Mr.Diggory's review: 5 stars
I was upset at first but then I remembered I don't have to pay for child support anymore.

I think the door was locked. Didn't they Magic it open?

Someone gave a bad review for losing money on gambling. Imagine that review for a casino

Ha, love the fact that Hogwarts is just darwinism at play.

goldsrc im guessing?

The thing is the do was locked, just Hermione used an unlocking charm on it!

Bit of trivia: There is a wheelchair bound student in the Hogwarts Mystery game.

There was a locked door Hermione used a spell too open it

they really should have sealed the door with something that couldnt be unlocked with a spell from first year books… i mean hermione in the movies even said it was in the standard book of spells chapter 7… i mean why not require a password

Oh no Dumbledore I think the last guy just hated his child

well a locked door can be unlocked by alohamora so

Yknow the moving staircases were actually made by Rowena Ravenclaw, who is supposed to be THE founder and representitive of the 5000 IQ house-

no he just hates his son

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

so they can regrow bones but can’t fix’s cripples

Well didn’t they pick the locks in Harry Potter

There was a locked door on the forbidden 3rd floor corridor and they went through it 💀

haha Brilliant

POV there was a locked door…

There WAS a locked door, and Fluffy is protecting the Philosopher’s stone (I’m not British btw)

Wait, they DID use a locked door on that room. It didn’t really work because there’s a convenient lock picking spell that easily gets through it.

Bruh

Cedric was a nice guy too but doomed from the start lol

But … but there WAS a locked door. Hermione magicked it unlocked and they went in.

Love this

Id give cockwarts a 9.5 outa ten

2 stars: my son got traumatized after attending a half beheaded ghost's death anniversary

This yelp review is a goldmine series and I hope you make many more ! 🎉

0 stars: some blond brat called me mudnblood and when I kicked him in the nuts he cried for his daddy

The door was locked

Door: I’m Locked
Hermione: Alohomora!

Why is malfoy using pounds instead of galleons

Alohomora is still a thing

Bro wasn’t the dog behind a locked door in the first place