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Hogwarts Bad Yelp Reviews – Pt4
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Whatโs your Hogwarts Yelp review? โฌ๏ธ
Every time Dumbledore uses the obliviate charm, his dementia gets worse
Dumbledore was on his phone during school assembly ๐
The sorting hat pissed on me for being in Hufflepuff
How did you know i meant
How did the student know what semen flavor is? ๐คจ
Ron should just mainly stick to saying ORRRRRRR he gets in less trouble that way lol.
"A dementor kissed me without consent. Also, now I'm dead." ๐คฃ
"How did they even write that?"
You're literally friends with ghosts in that insane asylum you call a school.
The room of requirements๐ ๐๐
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The sorting hat did them a favor๐
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Bruh
I loved the use of the ps1 game models
And my would be the sorting hat
Okay but are we ignoring the fact that Snape now has fleas?
The three heded dog ate my fucking pinkytoe
To be fair the dementor complaint should be on the Ministry of Magic yelp page lol
A dementor kissed me without consent.
Yeah thatโs true for sure lol.
How did they know that was the flavor…?
Wait how did guy knew it was semen flavored ๐โ ๏ธ
Finally
Petion for bring luna and others
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Still gave 2 stars for that seamanflavor bean
Is there a fetus flavour bean?
Ron Wesley was boku no pico on enchanted ceiling
Sorry mate, youโre in modern Hogwarts now. Old spells no longer work.
My favourite bean flavour is bezoar!
I mean somebody's are pretty much cut and dry and some of them are pretty damn accurate but the mandrake one is all it's fault I mean come on professor sprout even goes into detail you don't want to be fucked up by the man Drake where you fucking him off so you can't fucking hear it but no so many people don't listen they'll go up into long bottom oh wait no he just fainted
Does anyone know what game this is???
Can you do different teachers/professors as different houses please
What did the room of requirements do?!
Ahem. You cant say dememtor anymore
Its mentally compromised Azkaban guard.
What's wrong with you about Hufflepuffs huh?
Every flavor indeed.
How did they know it was semen flavoured huh? ๐๐๐
Not surprised if there is review that every year the school been attacked since Harry Potter arrived.
1. I don't think it's the school's fault that an unrelated candy company like Bertie Botts has every flavor. Also they're not shy about the unliked flavors.
2. How did they know it was semen flavored? It's not one you know from third or second hand experience, they needed to have had it before.
Why is Hogwarts responsible for the horrible flavors in Bott's Beans?
Wait… How did they know it was that specific flavored bean?
Ron:Orrrrrr
the man in grey
Guiltyyyy ๐
ORRRRR
I didnโt think hogwarts could get any worse